It’s Oscar nominations day.
I know, I know – it’s all just a hideous, self-congratulatory, intellectually bankrupt fashion show. But I love it.
Today started off as a bad day, then the nominations cheered me up. And then technology brought me back down again. I tried three times to record a video to go with this, but my phone failed every time, so I’m just going with text.
Every year, my friend Lize and I swap Oscar predictions. This year, I thought I’d publish mine.